May I please direct your attention to the left hand side of the web page for my newest addition. Brought to you in part by the good folks at celebrity death beeper dot com, I give you: Deceased.

Umm... basically, I made a pretty picture and I'm using it to stream information about famous deadies.

I give you this great service because I care.

But perhaps I don't care about your resolution... otherwise I wouldn't have made the picture so spectacularly huge.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Wow... I don't know if you remember my little rant previously outlining how I find annoyance by people in wheelchairs who use their chubby little legs to propel themselves around PDX? As I'm sitting on my front porch smoking a cigarette, I see two people scoot past my yard on electric wheelchairs within the span of five minutes. Perhaps with serious maladies which have kept them wheelchair bound, and thusly the chunkiest of monkeys. One of these individuals was roughly in his twenties, listening to thrash metal on headphones while smoking a Virginia Slim... and it was comedy.

Looking for some new desktop wallpaper? Look no further! I'm completely enamored by Pixelgirl Presents, and you should be as well! Currently, David Biastock is sporting this one!

I'm also currently enamored by Paranoia Agent! Maybe it's because Lost has gone the way of reruns for the summer months that this little gem has caused my heart to be filled with such joy, I'm not sure. It sort've has the same overall plot structure. Each episode revolves around a different protagonist whose life is somehow intermingled with the other characters. And all the characters share the common bond of being whacked upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.

My name is Mud.